This dress was meant to end up on your floor
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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