yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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