Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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