Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she told me i tasted like america
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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