One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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