I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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