So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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