i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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