I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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