Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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