my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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