Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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