We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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