i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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