they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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