We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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