I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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