Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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