i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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