You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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