he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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