Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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