Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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