I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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