So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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