i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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