I need help removing her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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