Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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