i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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