oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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