It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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