Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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