I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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