I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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