I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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