Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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