marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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