Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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