I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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