y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Actions speak louder than pants.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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