idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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