I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think a kid would responsible me up
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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