Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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