I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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