Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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