thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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