Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
