Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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