I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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