im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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