Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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