roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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