Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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